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Did you hear about the cat who drank 5 bowls of water?
CAT Quotes * "No matter how much cats fight, there always seems to be plenty of kittens." Abraham Lincoln * Everything I know I learned from my cat: When you're hungry, eat. When you're tired, nap in a sunbeam. When you go to the vet's, pee on your owner. -- Gary Smith * God is really only another artist. He invented the giraffe, the elephant and the cat. He has no real style, He just goes on trying other things. -- Pablo Picasso
* The naming of cats is a difficult matter. It isn't just one of your holiday games. You may think at first I'm mad as a hatter. When I tell you a cat must have three different names... -- T.S. Eliot * You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat. -- Albert Einstein * "After scolding one's cat one looks into its face and is seized by the ugly suspicion that it understood every word. And has filed it for reference."--Charlotte Gray * "A dog will flatter you but you have to flatter the cat."--George Mikes * "You can keep a dog; but it is the cat who keeps people, because cats find humans useful domestic animals."--George Mikes * "Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well." Missy Dizick * "One is never sure, watching two cats washing each other, whether it's affection, the taste or a trial run for the jugular."--Helen Thomson * "Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped
as gods. Cats have never forgotten this." Anonymous |
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